My name is Staplez. I live in Queens, New York and i'm an ass. I say whatever I want and if for instance, you have a snot in your nose, i'll be happy to tell you. I'll also make fun of you for whatever reason but i'll do it so you'll lau... [+]My name is Staplez. I live in Queens, New York and i'm an ass. I say whatever I want and if for instance, you have a snot in your nose, i'll be happy to tell you. I'll also make fun of you for whatever reason but i'll do it so you'll laugh too. But under all the jerkyness, i'm a nice guy. You got issues, go ahead, come to Dr. Staplez and i'll help you out. Now that we finished that, go away... [-]