We've all been there before. You've been trapped in the corner of some lame party, forced to listen to pointless stories and inane anecdotes from some complete loser, who can only be described as boredom personified. And then they ask if you want to know something else, and you almost slip and tell them the truth, "I would rather hear the death rattle of my one and only child than to hear you te... [+]

We've all been there before. You've been trapped in the corner of some lame party, forced to listen to pointless stories and inane anecdotes from some complete loser, who can only be described as boredom personified. And then they ask if you want to know something else, and you almost slip and tell them the truth, "I would rather hear the death rattle of my one and only child than to hear you tell me one more thing."

Well, if you have some of these tunes playing in the background of your party, you can just tune him out and tunes them in. Just sink your consciousness into the soothing, hip sounds of these songs. Let their coolness wash away the taint of tedium. But remember: Keep nodding! [-]